Carpool to Hell

Three souls are trapped in the same plane of existence on the downward spiral to Hell. This is their story.

Posts tagged love

Lumpy Lady Loves

  • Chernobog: She's on your team.
  • Leviathan: Naked. Glistening.
  • Azrael: Ugh.
  • Chernobog: You must sex her until her hair is straight.
  • Arzael: *gags*
  • Chernobog: Wait.
  • Chernobog: Down there.
  • Azrael: *dry heaves* *leaves room*
  • Azrael: *Returns with a large kitchen knife* We have ways for dealing with this.

The Realization

  • Azrael: Ahh, [Leviathan] got in the shower. I was going to take a shower.
  • Baal: Well, you have forty minutes.
  • Azrael: I guess taking a shower won't take that long. Unless, you know...
  • Baal: *stare*
  • Azrael: Why do people dirty things in places that are supposed to make you clean?!
  • Baal: *stare*
  • Azrael: A woman will never love because of the things I say, huh?