Carpool to Hell

Three souls are trapped in the same plane of existence on the downward spiral to Hell. This is their story.

Assassin's Creed is hard.

  • Leviathan: (in an Indian Accent) All-tie-eer! Get da fuck outof my store before I bitch-slap you like Shiva!
  • Azrael: Hey, we should write that down on a piece of paper and get [our Indian neighbor] to read it.
  • Baal: That is one of the best ideas I have ever heard.

Posted May 1, 2012 at 10:20 pm

Drunk Azrael Reveals What He Really Thinks About Leviathan

  • Drunk Azrael: You know...she's...
  • Leviathan: "she's just so crazy it just might work?"
  • Drunk Azrael: ...GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU GOLD STEALING JEW!!!

Posted April 27, 2012 at 2:35 am

#GOLD#jew#azrael#leviathan#hilarious#drunk#funny#amazing

New dogs, old tricks

  • Azrael: Flashing the neighbors has been significantly less fun since we moved and now live across from that elementary school.
  • Leviathan: Well, maybe for you.

Posted April 16, 2012 at 1:46 am

#azrael#leviathan#flash#education#lol

"I just realized why it’s easy for Asians to become actors: they don’t have to worry about whether or not their eyes show the right emotions cause you can’t see them anyway!"

Azrael, while watching Star Trek: Voyager

Posted March 5, 2012 at 3:58 pm

#azrael#star trek#voyager#asians#film#tv

Mind Reading

  • Azrael: Well if you'll excuse me, I need to paint a picture while watching Star Trek.
  • Leviathan: Remember what I said? If you miss your class, I'm going to stab you in the eye. Do you know what I meant by that?
  • Azrael: That you'll aim for my eye so that I die instantly?
  • Leviathan: No.
  • Azrael: That you'll aim for my cheek, so that I'll be scarred but alive?
  • Leviathan: No.
  • Azrael: That you'll use you penis?
  • Leviathan: *smiles*

Posted February 20, 2012 at 11:32 pm

#lol penis#azrael#leviathan#funny#sexy violence

"Of all the things I thought I’d be thinking about while in bed, how unattractive Linda is was not at the top if my list."

[Azrael]

Posted February 16, 2012 at 2:35 am

#lol#ugly linda#azrael

"Chernobog: how am I supposed to get any experience when you won’t give me the opportunity?
Baal: exactly. Welcome to America."

Posted February 11, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Long Live Free Speech….which is the only reason we can have our blog…i mean, lets be real. Also, AIDS

Reblogged from sorenrehkopfs


Long Live Free Speech….which is the only reason we can have our blog…i mean, lets be real.

Also, AIDS

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Posted February 10, 2012 at 12:26 am 34068 notes

Ebony and Ivory

  • Azrael: Yeah, cause Chernobog totally stroked my crotch last night.
  • Leviathan: That's why I did not want to sit next to him.
  • *Azrael pantomimes Chernobog stroking his crotch*
  • Azrael: *exasperated* Thank you??
  • Leviathan: Now...tell me the truth...It aroused you a little, huh?
  • *Azrael shakes head and makes disgusted face*
  • Azrael: NO...he's black!

Posted January 29, 2012 at 8:14 pm

#Chernobog#Azrael#Leviathan#Black#Crotch#funny#race#homosexual

"I wonder if you really can use their hair as wool…?"

Azrael, contemplating the nature of black people’s hair.

Posted January 24, 2012 at 2:28 am 1 notes