Carpool to Hell

Three souls are trapped in the same plane of existence on the downward spiral to Hell. This is their story.

"I watched Django: Unchained. So many new jokes I’d never thought of before."

Leviathan

Posted May 5, 2013 at 2:59 pm

#lol#WAT#racial slurs#hundred million dollar budget

Dark and Troubled Waters

  • Leviathan: (from the bathroom)
  • Leviathan: RELEASE THE KRAKEN

Posted February 8, 2013 at 9:40 pm

#lol#poop

It's Been A While

  • Leviathan: Op...Op Op.... Oppa Pedo style
  • *silence*
  • Baal: Heeeeey....sexy chillins

Posted October 15, 2012 at 9:56 pm

#pedo#baal#leviathan#hilarious#funny#wrong

"AIDS.
That is all."

Az

Posted October 15, 2012 at 7:46 pm

#lol#azrael

Assassin's Creed is hard.

  • Leviathan: (in an Indian Accent) All-tie-eer! Get da fuck outof my store before I bitch-slap you like Shiva!
  • Azrael: Hey, we should write that down on a piece of paper and get [our Indian neighbor] to read it.
  • Baal: That is one of the best ideas I have ever heard.

Posted May 1, 2012 at 10:20 pm

Drunk Azrael Reveals What He Really Thinks About Leviathan

  • Drunk Azrael: You know...she's...
  • Leviathan: "she's just so crazy it just might work?"
  • Drunk Azrael: ...GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU GOLD STEALING JEW!!!

Posted April 27, 2012 at 2:35 am

#GOLD#jew#azrael#leviathan#hilarious#drunk#funny#amazing

New dogs, old tricks

  • Azrael: Flashing the neighbors has been significantly less fun since we moved and now live across from that elementary school.
  • Leviathan: Well, maybe for you.

Posted April 16, 2012 at 1:46 am

#azrael#leviathan#flash#education#lol

"I just realized why it’s easy for Asians to become actors: they don’t have to worry about whether or not their eyes show the right emotions cause you can’t see them anyway!"

Azrael, while watching Star Trek: Voyager

Posted March 5, 2012 at 3:58 pm

#azrael#star trek#voyager#asians#film#tv

Mind Reading

  • Azrael: Well if you'll excuse me, I need to paint a picture while watching Star Trek.
  • Leviathan: Remember what I said? If you miss your class, I'm going to stab you in the eye. Do you know what I meant by that?
  • Azrael: That you'll aim for my eye so that I die instantly?
  • Leviathan: No.
  • Azrael: That you'll aim for my cheek, so that I'll be scarred but alive?
  • Leviathan: No.
  • Azrael: That you'll use you penis?
  • Leviathan: *smiles*

Posted February 20, 2012 at 11:32 pm

#lol penis#azrael#leviathan#funny#sexy violence

"Of all the things I thought I’d be thinking about while in bed, how unattractive Linda is was not at the top if my list."

[Azrael]

Posted February 16, 2012 at 2:35 am

#lol#ugly linda#azrael